My Pile of Mess I Call Life

Jared Ford
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nakedspirits:

casualcissexism:

ok but now draw the other eye

THE REALEST SHIT

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Morals in Pixar Films. 

We all know Disney has a knack for including fantastic life lessons in their movies. Pixar has a extra special knack for making those lessons really hit home. In honor of the company, I chose my favorite moral from each of their films. These important messages are just some of many morals seen through out all of the Pixar movies. I hope you enjoy the ones I chose!

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untitledd-3:

tigerandpilgrim:

Literally the best way to sit

untitledd-3:

tigerandpilgrim:

Literally the best way to sit

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freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

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the-best-of-funny:

stevebruschetta:

Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

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